Christoph

Everyone needs a Christoph* in their lives. Reasons why you wish he was your brother:

• If there were national rankings for Rock Band, he would be famous. (I suppose there ARE rankings somewhere, but he's far too cool for that.) That would make you famous by association.


• He could teach you to burp the alphabet.


• You would never find yourself saying, "I wish I knew SOMEONE who had the [fill-in-the-blank-with-any-title] Smashing Pumpkins album."


• You wouldn't need to buy salad dressing if he was coming over, because he's not big on condiments.


• He would wrap all your Christmas presents in Batman wrapping paper and they would all be shaped like your favorite TV series on DVD.


• He knows how to bake cakes, and has a KitchenAid mixer covered in Guitar Hero stickers to prove it.


• He has the jumping skills of a kangaroo. 'Nuff said.

Happy Birthday, Christoph!





* (Is his real name Christoph? Of course not. But we find it much more satisfying to give it a twist, complete with an eastern European accent. We can of course thank Dylan for that.)